if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused


friends are supposed to make you feel good about yourself

just remember that


*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*


"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

your mother
didn’t spend
9 months
forming your body
inside of her
just so you could
hate and destroy it

(via bl-ossomed)

People are prettiest when they talk about something they really love with passion in their eyes.

(via lara-xo)